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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?